You Know You're Addicted To the Internet When...
by Stephanie & A.E. Cox
You leave your speakers on so you hear your "You've got mail!" notification.
Your pet has its own web site.
You coax your TAs/teachers into allowing you to create a web site for your project.
You wake up in the middle of the night to use the washroom and decide to give your e-mail a quick check on the way back.
Your friend lists on chat programs continuously reach the maximum number you can add.
You have a compulsion to 'skin' your chat programs.
It takes you twenty minutes to scroll to the bottom of your bookmarks.
You talk to your parents via MSN Messenger, even though they're in the living room.
You begin to say "L-O-L" instead of actually laughing.
You know what FTP stands for.
You see no reason for malls when you can do all of your shopping online.
You dream in HTML.